This crisp cotton tee carries a cheeky, dark-humor illustration of a grumpy owl clutching a coffee cup with the line “CAFFEINE BECAUSE MURDER IS ILLEGAL.” It feels like a private joke you wear — quiet, sarcastic, and a little fierce. The medium-weight vintage-feel fabric gives the print a soft, lived-in look while the roomy, classic cut lets the design sit casually across the chest. Wear it on slow mornings, during late-night study sessions, or when caffeine is the only thing keeping you civil. The pullover sits comfortably under a jacket or stands alone as a statement piece; it ages well and keeps its shape thanks to thoughtful construction and ethically sourced US cotton.
Product features - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced waste - Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability - Medium-weight vintage-feel cotton — thicker, long-lasting 6.0 oz fabric - Runs slightly larger for a relaxed, comfortable fit - Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not tumble dry - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
