This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee brings dry humor and cozy vibes together. An earnest, bespectacled owl stares over a laptop with the words “THANK YOU” arched above and “NOT INTERESTED…” beneath — a gentle, witty shrug for days when you need a polite exit. The medium-weight, ring-spun cotton softens with wear and the dye-on-constructed process gives each shirt a lived-in look and muted color tone that pairs perfectly with coffee runs, late-night coding, or quiet afternoons at the neighborhood café. It sits comfortably on the shoulders and drapes casually over jeans or layered under a flannel, making it easy to wear when you want to keep conversations short and your style intentional.
Product features - Available in sizes S–4XL with Comfort Colors 1717 size chart - 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort - Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture - Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for durability - Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, sewn-in label; made in Honduras, available in 58 colors
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
